If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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