Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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