If that was your dad, he is hot
is wine microwaveable?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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