Are we in a gay sports bar?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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