escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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