For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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