Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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