the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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