Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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