Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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