Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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