Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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