As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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