Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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