would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Acid is not a monday night drug
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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