she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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