ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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