You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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