u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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