she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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