I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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