69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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