You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
