I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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