eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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