Apparently you make a good broom.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am mentally ready for anal.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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