I skipped work to stalk him.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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