dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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