he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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