i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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