Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
should my penis look like a turkey
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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