dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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