Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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