I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
