...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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