Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
