Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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