did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
