why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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