Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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