So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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