I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
