Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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