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(503): View more from Oregon

my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.

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(810): View more from Michigan

GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.

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(239): View more from Florida

He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.

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(585): View more from New York

She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."

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