Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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