We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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