i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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