we have pet lesbian snakes
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's never too late to be topless.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize