Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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