Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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