He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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