your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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