YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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