Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
