dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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