There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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